In case you didn't know...

Zac Efron and I are dating. Yes, it's true. He left Vanessa for me and is so much happier. We plan to have 6 babies and live on a farm raising chocolate milk cows, but for now we just enjoy eachothers company and singing on tabletops in local high school cafeterias. We're pretty much your average couple, you see? No need to be jealous...but you should be.

Isn't my boyfriend adorable?