Grosso-roo!

...as Punky would say.

A 35-year-old Kansas woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat. By the time he called police, she had a phobia about leaving the bathroom.

"She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it." The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom. /AP

Thank you Decker Doo Da, for bringing this to the daily.