My Letter to the UK

Dear UK,

I am writing you right now cause I think you have something that is of great value to me. He's about 6ft tall (maybe more like 5'11), blonde hair, blue eyes (that change colors with what he wears), has this really cute accent that I guess you can call "Southern," and tends to have a liking to chicken fingers and ketchup (possibly even tostitos). So yes, I'd like ma jerms back, please. I think you've had him for long enough and it's only fair that you return him to me. Without him, I will wilt away and probably turn into a sea monkey...so yea, this is why I need him back. Thanks.

Jiscilla