Well, not really...and I certainly don't have STDs either (trust me, I know). It was the only thing I could think of to rhyme with kids...besides lids...but then that wouldn't have been funny.
Whatever...today, I visited a legit button factory! Seriously, the fact that they exist is amazing to me. Now I know I didn't pretend to be "Joe" for so many years for nothin.
So here I was in this button factory about the size of 2 cubicle spaces, with millions of buttons everywhere and a total of 8 workers pounding away on their machines. I felt like I was in Santa's toy factory with a bunch of elves. It was the funniest/cutest/saddest thing I've seen in a while.
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